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Friday, October 12, 2012

Fun

Fun



Yesterday's Headline News :
A man was Raped by a
Group of Beautiful Women,
when He went out Jogging at the park...
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Today's Breaking news :
Hundreds of Men are
Jogging at the park.... :P :-D

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Husband- Kal Raat Mere Sapne Me Ek Ladki Aai Thi ...Wah Kya Ladki Thi
Mast Thi..!!!
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Wife- Akeli Aai Hogi??

Husband- Haa Lekin Tumhe Kaise Pata??
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Wife- Kiunki Uska Pati Mere Sapne Me Aaya Tha..!!

Wo Bhi Mast Tha..:D :p

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Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor

Doc 2 wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily..

Be pleasant & in good mood.

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him.

Stop watching tv serials.

Don't demand new clothes

If u do this 4 one year, your husband will be ok...
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On way home,
Husband asks wife-what did doctor say?

Wife-Dr. ne Kaha bachna muskhil hai..!!!

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Humour

Humour

Two girls are traveling in a train:
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Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
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Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.



Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
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Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
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Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

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Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
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JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TOH MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!


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Papa- which one us u like more mama or papa?
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
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Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?
Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to paris & Ur mother go to america so
Whr'll u go?
Kid- america
Papa- why?
Kid- paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- bada kamina hai tu :D