है हिम्मत तो हिंदी मुहावरे पहचानिये

है हिम्मत तो हिंदी मुहावरे पहचानिये

1). 😪😭🐥😋🌾
2). 🏠🐓🌕=
3). ☝🎩👉🙇
4).👃✨👄😁
5).🐪👄🏉
6).☝/👉🐃
7). ⭐🌙
8).💦🐊🙅
9).🐵??🍪👅
10).🌳🌴🐧💃??👀
11). 😘🔪
12).👣👊💀👄❎
13).👹😳 '👌
14).👎👹👮😡
15). 🚶+🚶=11
16).🌑🅰🐃= 
17).😎😜👑 
18). 🐊😭 
19). 😁😡😠 
20). 👋↔❎ 
21).🌙🌙🌙🌙 
22).🌞⭐⭐👀 
23).💯🌕1⃣🌑 
24).🐃🎺 
25).💦😎♻👀 
26).👄🙏💪🔪
27).👆⚡👇☔❎
 28).💃❎⬜↗ 

अगर 1 Din में ईनमें से 22 पहचान सके तो आप असाधारण बुद्धिमान (Genius) माने जाये
chalo ek mai batata hu..
2. Ghar ki murgi daal barabar 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Answers :
1) अब पछताए होत क्या, जब चिड़ियाँ चुग गई खेत
2) घर की मुर्गी दाल बराबर।
3) इसकी टोपी उसके सर।
4) नाक मुँह सिकोड़ना।
5) ऊँठ के मुँह में जीरा।
6) जिसकी लाठी उसकी भैंस।
7) दूज का चाँद।
8) पानी में मगर से बैर।
9) बन्दर क्या जाने अदरक का स्वाद।
10) जंगल में मोर नाचे किसने देखा।
11) मीठी छुरी।
12) लातों के भूत बातों से नहीं मानते
13) चोर की दादी में तिनका होना।
14) उल्टा चोर कोतवाल को डांटे।
15) एक और एक ग्यारह
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16) काला अक्षर भैस बराबर।
17) अंधे में कनवा राजा।
18) मगरमच्छ के आंसू।
19) गुस्से से लाल-पिला होना।
20) ताली एक हाथ से नहीं बजती।
21) चार चाँद लगना।
22) दिन में तारे दिखना।
23) सौ सुनार के एक लोहार के।
24) भैस के आगे बिन बजाना।
25) आँख से अँधा नाम नयनसुख।
26) मुँह में राम बगल में छुरी।
27) जो गरजते है वो बरसते नहीं। http://whatsapp-quiz.blogspot.com
28) नाच न जाने आँगन टेढ़ा।



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नीचे दिये गये इन क्लूओ मे भारत के 15 शहरो के नाम छिपे हुए है , जो आप लोगो को बताने है

नीचे दिये गये इन क्लूओ मे भारत के 15 शहरो के नाम छिपे हुए है , जो आप लोगो को बताने है

👊It's' challenge for u👊

नीचे दिये गये इन क्लूओ मे भारत के 15 शहरो के नाम छिपे हुए है , जो आप लोगो को बताने है

Time limit : 24H


1. ❤li

2. 🔥®🅰

3. ➡🚪

4. ⚫🔫

5. ⛓🆕

6. 💣💃🏻

7. 🏛®U

8. 🕌 🛏

9. 🐷🌃

10.♦🐍®

11. 🅿🍪N🅰

12. 👂🏻💨rrr...

13. 🌁🏔🗻🐍®

14. T🍪🐍®

15. 🌙D🏠

Answer:

1. Delhi
2. Agra
3. Indore
4. Calcutta
5. Chennai
6. Bombay
7. Bengaluru
8. Hyderabad
9. Surat
10. Itanagar
11. Patna
12. Kanpur
13. Srinagar
14. Tatanagar
15. Chandigarh


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इसका जवाब दो, तो मानेंगे whatsapp King: 👍 1) एक sweet का नाम ?

इसका जवाब दो,
तो मानेंगे whatsapp King: 👍

 1) एक sweet का नाम ?
 2) एक medecine का नाम ?
 3) एक film का नाम ?
 4) एक लड़की का नाम.?
 5) एक city का नाम ?
 6) एक  car का नाम ?
 7) एक जगह का नाम ?
 8) एक  doggy का नाम ?

 कोई ऐसा जवाब दो जो इन  8 का 1 ही नाम हो ??
      Its a Challenge.....😉.
      Time limit⏳: 1 day!🕛

आपको अगर नहीं पता तो सबको forward करो और जानने की कोशिश करो.
पर उसका नाम ज़रूर बताओ ...




उत्तर

हनी(HONEY)

Answer is "HONEY" The common name is "honey" 1. sweet - honey taste sweet.. 2. medicine - honey is a very popular medicine in Ayurveda. 3. film - in 2003 the movie honey released by universal pictures. 4. girl name - one English art designer named "honey lounge" 5. city - Honey Grove is a city in US. 6. car - honey car manufactured in 1984-1989 7. place - Honey Creek place in US. 8. dog name -you can call your dog honey too.. so ans is "HONEY


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विवाह 2025..... 😊 . . . पंडित :- सारे बाराती Online आऐं । 😁 😁 दूल्हे कोonline बुलायें

विवाह 2025..... 😊
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पंडित :- सारे बाराती Online आऐं । 😁 😁
दूल्हे कोonline बुलायें
दुल्हन को online बुलायें
सब online आने पर 😂
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पंडित : दूल्हा दुल्हन से- क्या आप दोनों अपना status single से Married करने को तैयार हैं? 😁 😂
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दूल्हा दुल्हन : हा है....
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पंडित : चलिए सब Group members flower smiley डालिये
विवाह संपन्न हुआ.....
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
पंडित: कल्याण हो....
अब दक्षिणा स्वरूप 4g का 6 महीने का Recharge देने की कृपा करें
😄 😄 😄 😝 😜 😜 😜
इसे कहते है नया… 😂 😜 😂 😜




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WHATSAPP Status | Facebook Status

WHATSAPP Status | Facebook Status

टा👶🏻 तूने जो #पटा रखी है
वो हमने👨🏻 हमारी #life से  #हटा रखी है 😏

छोरी तो ऐसी पटाऊंगा जो Bullet चलाती हो, Activa चलाने वाली पे तो दुनिया मरती है.

छोटी🏼सी उम्र में इतनी👬 हैसियत बनाली है!! कि मेला 🎠लग जायेगा उसदिन शमशानमें..! जिस दिन हम🏼चले जायेंगे आसमान⛅में………

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Whatsapp Status Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

Whatsapp Status

Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

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One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.

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You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!

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I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.

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I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.

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If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.

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My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?

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Life is Short - Chat Fast!

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Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

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My gf sent me a blank text. When i asked why, she texted back: "Because I'm not talking to you."

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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

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A scond chance means nothing if nothing is learned from past mistakes.

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If you want to love a person, first u should learn to FORGIVE their mistakes....


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Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.

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A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.

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Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.


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When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.

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The beauty of life doesn’t depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.

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No matter how old I get I’ll never need glasses to see your beauty.


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Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.


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I love my parents no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, b’coz I know, at the end, they’ll always be there.

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I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side.


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Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty

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Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and Im ready for war.


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Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.

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God is the best listener and you don’t need to shout, nor cry out loud. B’coz he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart.

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Best Relationship? It’s when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.


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When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

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Let me tell you a little secret. My life rocks b’coz of you. It’s filled with laughter, fun and so much excitement, feels great.

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I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I have been blessed with so far.


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If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.

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We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.

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It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.


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Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you.

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The purpose of relation is not to have someone who may be with you completely but to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness completely.

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I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.


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If someone was to write a story about my life the climax would be when I met you.

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3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

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Always wear s smile, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….


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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Everybody needs someone who can make them laugh when they think that they’ll never smile again.


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Are we not like two volumes of one book?

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Say what you want to say when you have the feeling and the chance.

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When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.


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He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.

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I love it when you remember the little things about me that I thought you would forget.

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You are the most important person in my life ….. and I hope you know that


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No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.

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Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If it’s bad, its experience.

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My heart is perfect because ….. YOU ARE INSIDE.


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My heart for you. It might be small but it’s all I have.

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I miss the days when I was TOLD to put my head on my desk.

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Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.


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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.

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Beauty is like sun, looks much better when covered with the clouds of dignity.

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Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..


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Things worth having are worth waiting for.

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You are forever in my heart, no matter the distance, or the time we are apart

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No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom.


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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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Sometimes you just need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you

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The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.


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Last person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly owns your heart.

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I think it's cute when boys texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!


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Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations.

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True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!


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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped

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Make someone smile, for no reason. That!

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No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.


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I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.


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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.


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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

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Save water drink beer.


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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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God is really creative, i mean.. Just look at ME...!


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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

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Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...

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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it


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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.


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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.


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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)


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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day.


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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)

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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!

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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.


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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something

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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.


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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

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It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry.

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People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.


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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore

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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31


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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"

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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

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It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.


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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight

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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.


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We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz


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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough


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I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.


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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.


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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.


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Whatsapp Status | SMS Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Whatsapp Status | SMS

Self-trust is the first secret of success.


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"Success" all depends on the second letter.


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The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.


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If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..

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You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.


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Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.


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The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

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Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.


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How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.


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Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

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If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.


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My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!c


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Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

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Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.


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When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.


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I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.


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If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.


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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams

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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.


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Be a good person, But don't try to prove.


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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.


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Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.


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God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.



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I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.


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How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.


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The only people who never fail are those who never try..

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Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream

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HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY


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Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.

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Every burned book enlightens the world.


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Science does not know its debt to imagination.


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I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

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During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.


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You give me hope in my times of trial, joy in my saddest hours and love in all I do.


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You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.


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I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.


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To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.


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I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything.

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Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again


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Love is not blind, it sees but it does not mind.


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How can you forget someone, who gave you so much to remember?

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You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had.


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If things dont happen by your wish make them happen by your will.


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Words just cant express what it is – three words, two people, one feeling.

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No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.

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Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.


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What the heart gives away is never gone …It is kept in the hearts of others.



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We can only learn to love by loving.


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You dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking.


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You have to experience the bad to know what’s good.

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Don’t change for someone to like you, be yourself and the right people will love you.


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Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.


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Promises never work, Compromise do!

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Self-trust is the first secret of success.


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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.



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If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

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Smile. It kills the people who want to see you cry.


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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


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Leave me, hate me, break me, but don't forget me.


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Whenever I miss you I start expect a text from you which make me HAPPY.


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When you care about someone, you'll do whatever you can to make them happy.

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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it..


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That amazing feeling when you look at your crush, and they smile at you.









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Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.


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Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I'm yours...


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We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we're done, ur deleted.

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If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..


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The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

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You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.

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Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

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Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?


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A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever

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I didn't fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..


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If I had a British accent I would never shut up.


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The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.


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Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

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How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..


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Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

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I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.


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If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.


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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.


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I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.

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Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.


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I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

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I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do, but I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me t


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You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

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I have high double standards.


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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.


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I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

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I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other.

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The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.

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Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.


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You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.


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I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

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Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.


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You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!


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Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days


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The only people who never fail are those who never try..

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.


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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.






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मुझे भी सिखा दो "भूल" जाने का हुनर"
"मैं थक गया हूँ हर लम्हा हर सांस तुझे याद करते करते


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इतना कीमती ना कर खुद को...
हम गरीब लोग है महगी चीजो को छोड़ देते है |


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मै खुश हू कि उसकी नफ़रत का अकेला वारिस हू,
वरना मोहब्बत तो उसे कई लोगो से है..



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" ज़िन्दगी में प्यार का पौधा लगाने से पहले जमीन परख लेना,,
हर एक मिट्टी की फितरत में वफा नही होती !!!"


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तलाश कर मेरी कमी को अपने दिल में...
दर्द हो तो समझ लेना कि रिश्ता अभी बाकी है...

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गुजर रहा था तेरी गली से सोचा उन खिड़कियों को सलाम कर लूँ
जो कभी मुझे देख कर खुला करती थी..!!

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याद नहीं वो रूठा था या मैं रूठा था..
साथ हमारा बस जरा सी बात पे छूटा था..

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नफरत थी तो कह देते हमसे.
गैरों से मिल कर दिल जलाना जरुरी था

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I LOVE the way you HURT me!
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Stolen kisses are always sweetest....

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तुमने मुझे छोड़ दिया चलो कोई बात नही लेकिन...
जिसके लिए मुझे छोड़ा है उसे कभी मत छोड़ना....!!

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मत निकालो मेरा जनाज़ा उसकी गली से यारों;

वर्ना उसकी माँ कहेगी– "कमीना मरते-मरते भी एक राउंड लगा गया”

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दिल भर आता है, जब नज़र आते हैं, उस खत पे सूख चुके आंसुओं के निशाँ।।

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वो जान गई थी हमे दर्द मे आदत है मुस्कराने की...
वो रोज दिल को दुखाती थी हमे खुश करने के लिए.

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दिल भर आता है, जब नज़र आते हैं, उस खत पे सूख चुके आंसुओं के निशाँ।।

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तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया पगली
वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं!!!

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?


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You are the like of my like.


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I'm 50% single.

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Every morning I wake up happy b'coz I know I will see you.

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I'm falling in like you know.

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Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

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Let make it short and simple, I love you.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

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Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

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