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Thursday, July 20, 2017

“ठीक है मम्मी फिर…..फ्री हो के कॉल करती हूँ”

“ठीक है मम्मी फिर…..फ्री हो के कॉल करती हूँ”


एक बात तो है,
😇😇😇
पत्नियाँ चाहे 45 मिनट अपनी मम्मी से फ़ोन पर बात करती रहें, एक बात अंत मे हमेशा कहती हैं,
“ठीक है मम्मी फिर…..फ्री हो के कॉल करती हूँ”
😈😉😂😈😂😉😈
और मम्मी कहती होगीं की क्या बेटी कितना काम करती है 2 मिनट चैन से बात भी नहीं कर पाती।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Friday, July 7, 2017

किसी बात को लेकर पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हो गया। पत्नी ने बोलना बन्द कर दिया। जब काफी समय बीत गया तो ... पति (मनाते हुए): तुम चुप रहती हो तो अच्छी नहीं लगती। कुछ तो बोलो। पत्नी: GST

किसी बात को लेकर पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हो गया। पत्नी ने बोलना बन्द कर दिया। जब काफी समय बीत गया तो ...
पति (मनाते हुए): तुम चुप रहती हो तो अच्छी नहीं लगती। कुछ तो बोलो।
पत्नी: GST
पति: GST मतलब??
पत्नी: गलती सारी तुम्हारी
😜😛😝😋😀😄😆😁😂
#नई_परिभाषा😜




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Saturday, December 10, 2016

पुलिस विभाग की भर्ती चल रही थी।

 पुलिस विभाग की भर्ती चल रही थी।




उसमे मंत्री जी का साला भी भाग ले रहा था।
……स्वाभाविक था की

सब अपनी ओर से जो कर सकते थे करने का प्रयास कर रहे थे।………

16oo मी.की रेस पुरी हुई।
मंत्रीजी के साले ने 5.30 मिनट मे रेस पूरी की।……..

उप निरीक्षक ने लिस्ट बनाते समय 5 मिनट कर दिया …….
लिस्ट जब आफिस पहुची तो
अधिकारी ने सोचा 5 मिनट मे रेस पूरी की है

उसने उसे 4.5 कर दीया।…….

इसी प्रकार लिस्ट
DSP..

S.P…

D.I.G…से होती हुई …

I.G के पास पहुंची तब तक समय 1.30 हो गया था।…….
I.G ने जैसे ही लिस्ट को देखा चौंक पडे़ …
उन्होने अपने P.A से पूछा ….

” ये कौन है जिसने 1.30 मिनट मे रेस पूरी की …..? ”
P.A.बताया – सर ” मंत्री जी का साला है। “…….
I.G बोले – ” अबे वो सब तो ठीक है ….
लेकिन विश्व रिकार्ड का तो ध्यान रखते ”
😝😆😆😂

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संसार की अद्भुत बातों , अच्छी कहानियों प्रेरक प्रसंगों व् मजेदार जोक्स के लिए क्लिक करें... http://7joke.blogspot.com

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

बसने से पहले उजड़ा सोनम गुप्ता का घर

बसने से पहले उजड़ा सोनम गुप्ता का घर




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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Wife : Jannu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loun???? Husband : Katwa Le...

Wife : Jannu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loun????
Husband : Katwa Le...
Wife : Itni Mushkil se Lambay Kiye..
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : Magar Aj Kal Chhotay Baal in Hain...
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : Mere Friends kehti Hain Mere Face cut k sath Short Hair Suit Karengy...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le....
Wife : Magar Chhotay Balon ki Chotti Nai Banti....
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwaa...
Wife : soch Rahi hun experiment kr k dekh loun...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le...
Wife : Lekin agr kharab ho Gaye Tou?
Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwa...
Wife : soch rahi hun Katwa loun...
Husband : tou phir Katwa le...
Wife : agar suit Na kiye Tou Aap responsible houngy....
Husband : Tou phir Na Katwa...
Wife : wesay chhotay baal sambhalna asan hota hai...
Husband : Tou phir katwa le...
Wife : Dar Lagta hai kaheen buray na lagen....
Husband : Tou phir na Katwa....
Wife : acha ab decide kr lia main ne katwa he leti hun...
Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Le...
Wife : Tou Phir Kab Chalengy ????
Husband : Tou Phir na katwa...
Wife : Main mumi ki taraf janay ki baat Kar rahi hun...
Husband : Tou phir Katwa Le....
Wife : ap kia keh rahay hain???? Apki tabiyat Theek Hai ?
Husband : Tou phir Na Katwa....
" Yeh Husband Bechara ab Aagra k Pagal Khanay Main betha sara din yehi Bolta rehta hai...."
Acha Phir Katwa le
Acha phir Na Katwa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂




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Thursday, October 20, 2016

दुनिया का सबसे कठिन सवाल होता है ..

दुनिया का सबसे कठिन सवाल होता है ... 😌
"और बताओ?" 😇

और उससे भी कठिन सवाल उसका जवाब होता है ... 😷
"सब बढ़िया...तुम बताओ?" 😕

😝 😂 😅 😆





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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

सुबह सुबह बीवी ने कहा... उठो जी ..मेरे लिए नाश्ता बना दो ...


सुबह सुबह बीवी ने कहा...
उठो जी ..मेरे लिए नाश्ता बना दो ...
पति उठा और बाहर जाने लगा
पत्नी -अरे कहाँ चल दिए ?
पति - अपने वकील के पास , मुझे तुमसे तलाक़ लेना है ।
पति वकील के घर गया और वहाँ से उलटे पैर लौट आया और चुपचाप नाश्ता बनाने लगा ...
क्यों?????
क्योंकि वकील अपने घर बर्तन मांज रहा था ।



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Sunday, October 2, 2016

पानी पूरी भेदभाव लड़का लड़की

पानी पूरी भेदभाव लड़का लड़की 







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सुनो लड़कियों 250 रुपये की क्रीम, . आईलाइनर, लिपस्टिक और फेसवाश etc.

सुनो लड़कियों
250 रुपये की क्रीम, .
आईलाइनर, लिपस्टिक और फेसवाश etc.
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ये नाटक करने की क्या ज़रुरत है।
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जब बाहर जग्गा डाकू की तरह मुँह बाँध के ही निकलना हैं तो




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संसार की अद्भुत बातों , अच्छी कहानियों प्रेरक प्रसंगों व् मजेदार जोक्स के लिए क्लिक करें... http://7joke.blogspot.com

Ultimate yaari 1 : हैलो भाई क्या हाल हैं..?

Ultimate yaari
1 : हैलो भाई क्या हाल हैं..?
2 : मस्त भाई, तू सुना ?
1 : यार एक काम था........
2 : हाँ... तो कर ले,
बाद में बात करेंगे.... बाय
😁😁😂😂😂😂




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Sunday, September 25, 2016

तलाक़ के केस में जज ने फैसला दिया, " अब से आधी पगार अपनी पत्नी को देनी पड़ेगी...

तलाक़ के केस में जज ने फैसला दिया, " अब से आधी पगार अपनी पत्नी को देनी पड़ेगी...!"
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पति (ख़ुशी से बावला-सा): "साला., अब आधी तो मेरे पास रहेगी...!!!"😝😛😜😛😝😜




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Friday, April 22, 2016

मेरे।लिए क्या क्या कर सकते हो तुम! पत्नी : Sweetie क्या तुम मेरे लिए शेर को मार के ला सकते हो

मेरे।लिए क्या क्या कर सकते हो तुम!



पत्नी : Sweetie क्या तुम मेरे लिए शेर को मार के ला सकते हो


पति : No baby कुछ और बताओ. मैं तुम्हारे लिए और कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ..


Wife: क्या मैं तुम्हारा whatsapp चेक कर सकती हूँ..


Hubby: कहाँ है वो शेर जिसके बारे में तुम बात कर रही थी.... ?




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Friday, March 18, 2016

Whatsapp Status Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

Whatsapp Status

Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

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One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.

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You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!

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I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.

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I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.

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If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.

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My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?

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Life is Short - Chat Fast!

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Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

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My gf sent me a blank text. When i asked why, she texted back: "Because I'm not talking to you."

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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

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A scond chance means nothing if nothing is learned from past mistakes.

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If you want to love a person, first u should learn to FORGIVE their mistakes....


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Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.

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A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.

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Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.


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When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.

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The beauty of life doesn’t depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.

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No matter how old I get I’ll never need glasses to see your beauty.


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Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.


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I love my parents no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, b’coz I know, at the end, they’ll always be there.

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I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side.


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Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty

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Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and Im ready for war.


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Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.

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God is the best listener and you don’t need to shout, nor cry out loud. B’coz he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart.

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Best Relationship? It’s when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.


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When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

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Let me tell you a little secret. My life rocks b’coz of you. It’s filled with laughter, fun and so much excitement, feels great.

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I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I have been blessed with so far.


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If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.

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We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.

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It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.


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Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you.

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The purpose of relation is not to have someone who may be with you completely but to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness completely.

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I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.


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If someone was to write a story about my life the climax would be when I met you.

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3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

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Always wear s smile, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….


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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Everybody needs someone who can make them laugh when they think that they’ll never smile again.


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Are we not like two volumes of one book?

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Say what you want to say when you have the feeling and the chance.

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When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.


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He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.

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I love it when you remember the little things about me that I thought you would forget.

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You are the most important person in my life ….. and I hope you know that


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No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.

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Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If it’s bad, its experience.

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My heart is perfect because ….. YOU ARE INSIDE.


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My heart for you. It might be small but it’s all I have.


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I miss the days when I was TOLD to put my head on my desk.

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Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.


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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.

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Beauty is like sun, looks much better when covered with the clouds of dignity.

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Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..


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Things worth having are worth waiting for.

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You are forever in my heart, no matter the distance, or the time we are apart

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No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom.


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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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Sometimes you just need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you

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The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.


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Last person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly owns your heart.

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I think it's cute when boys texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!


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Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations.


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True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!


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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped

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Make someone smile, for no reason. That!

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No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.


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I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.


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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.


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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

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Save water drink beer.


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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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God is really creative, i mean.. Just look at ME...!


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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

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Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...

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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it


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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.


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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.


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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)


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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!


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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day.


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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)

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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!

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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.


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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something

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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.


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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

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It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry.

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People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.


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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore

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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31


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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"

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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

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It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.


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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight

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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.


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We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz


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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough


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I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.


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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.


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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.


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Whatsapp Status Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

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Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.


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Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I'm yours...


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We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we're done, ur deleted.

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If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..


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The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

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You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.

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Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

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Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?


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A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever

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I didn't fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..


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If I had a British accent I would never shut up.


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The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.


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Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

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How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..


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Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

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I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.


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If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.


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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.


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I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.

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Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.


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I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

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I don't have the heart to hurt you, that's the last thing I want to do, but I don't have the heart to love you, not the way you want me t


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You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

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I have high double standards.


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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.


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I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

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I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other.

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The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.

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Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.


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You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.


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I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

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Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.


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You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!


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Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days


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The only people who never fail are those who never try..

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.


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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.






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मुझे भी सिखा दो "भूल" जाने का हुनर"
"मैं थक गया हूँ हर लम्हा हर सांस तुझे याद करते करते


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इतना कीमती ना कर खुद को...
हम गरीब लोग है महगी चीजो को छोड़ देते है |


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मै खुश हू कि उसकी नफ़रत का अकेला वारिस हू,
वरना मोहब्बत तो उसे कई लोगो से है..



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" ज़िन्दगी में प्यार का पौधा लगाने से पहले जमीन परख लेना,,
हर एक मिट्टी की फितरत में वफा नही होती !!!"


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तलाश कर मेरी कमी को अपने दिल में...
दर्द हो तो समझ लेना कि रिश्ता अभी बाकी है...

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गुजर रहा था तेरी गली से सोचा उन खिड़कियों को सलाम कर लूँ
जो कभी मुझे देख कर खुला करती थी..!!

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याद नहीं वो रूठा था या मैं रूठा था..
साथ हमारा बस जरा सी बात पे छूटा था..

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नफरत थी तो कह देते हमसे.
गैरों से मिल कर दिल जलाना जरुरी था

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I LOVE the way you HURT me!
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Stolen kisses are always sweetest....

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तुमने मुझे छोड़ दिया चलो कोई बात नही लेकिन...
जिसके लिए मुझे छोड़ा है उसे कभी मत छोड़ना....!!

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मत निकालो मेरा जनाज़ा उसकी गली से यारों;

वर्ना उसकी माँ कहेगी– "कमीना मरते-मरते भी एक राउंड लगा गया”

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दिल भर आता है, जब नज़र आते हैं, उस खत पे सूख चुके आंसुओं के निशाँ।।

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वो जान गई थी हमे दर्द मे आदत है मुस्कराने की...
वो रोज दिल को दुखाती थी हमे खुश करने के लिए.

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दिल भर आता है, जब नज़र आते हैं, उस खत पे सूख चुके आंसुओं के निशाँ।।

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तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया पगली
वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं!!!

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?


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You are the like of my like.


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I'm 50% single.

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Every morning I wake up happy b'coz I know I will see you.

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I'm falling in like you know.

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Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

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Let make it short and simple, I love you.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

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Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

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जैसे ही बजट में सिगरेट की कीमतें बढ़ी, हॉस्टल में रहने वाले लड़कों ने घर फ़ोन लगाकर बता दिया कि

जैसे ही बजट में सिगरेट की कीमतें बढ़ी, 
हॉस्टल में रहने वाले लड़कों ने घर फ़ोन लगाकर बता दिया कि 
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कॉलेज की फीस बढ़ गयी है।




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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

आज का ज्ञान: यदि अचूक निशाना लगाना है, तो पहले तीर छोड़ दो..

आज का ज्ञान:
यदि अचूक निशाना लगाना है, तो पहले तीर छोड़ दो.. 
और जहाँ भी तीर लगे उसे ही निशाना बता दो।
श्री श्री अरविन्द जी केजरीवाल (रायता वाले)





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पति: आज खाना सासू माँ ने बनाया है क्या? पत्नी: अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना?

पति: आज खाना सासू माँ ने बनाया है क्या?
पत्नी: अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना?
पति: अरे जब तुम बनाती थी तो खाने में काले बाल निकलते थे, 
आज सफ़ेद निकला है




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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

एक लड़के की बाइक से स्कूटी वाली लड़की की टक्कर हो गयी , भीड़ ने लड़के को खूब मारा ,बुरी तरह पिटा , फिर लड़की और स्कूटी को उठाया , एक आदमी बोला - मैडम आपको लगी तो नहीं

एक लड़के की बाइक से स्कूटी वाली लड़की की टक्कर हो गयी ,
भीड़ ने लड़के को खूब मारा ,बुरी तरह पिटा , फिर लड़की और स्कूटी को उठाया ,
एक आदमी बोला - मैडम आपको लगी तो नहीं ,
लड़की – नहीं ये तो रोज का काम है ,
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स्कूटी सीख रही हूँ ना ,,😜😜😜😜





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Thursday, December 17, 2015

लड़का और लड़की फेसबुक chat करते हुए :- लड़की :- तू कभी हसता नहीं है क्या ???

लड़का और लड़की फेसबुक chat करते हुए :-
लड़की :- तू कभी हसता नहीं है क्या ???
लड़का :- क्योँ??
लड़की :- नहीं, तेरा हसते हुए फोटो नहीं है ना इस लिए पूछा.....
लड़का :- तू कभी नहाती नहीं है क्या ??
लड़की :- Log Out...!!



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