Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives

Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !

Ghor Kalyug

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?

Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

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Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet

But Only

Akbar - Birbal !

Teacher died

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This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

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