Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
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ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
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Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot
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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"