Hindi / English Short Jokes

Hindi / English Short Jokes

Hindi Short SMS

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

English Version

Musharraf: When I was born, the military fired 51 canons.

Punjabi Version

Musharraf: Jado main paida hoya c, ta millitary valeyan ne 51 topan chlaiyan c.

Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sab da nishana khunjh gaya.

Baba Ji ka DeraShort Hindi Jokes

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…

….to anarth ho gaya….

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

Ik nav-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division aati hai.

Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai: 
Aapki beti Bed me first class hai !

A newly married Gujarati girl got first class in B.Ed exam.

Her excited Gujarati husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed !

Punjabi Joke

Ik navi viahi Gujarati girl di B.Ed exam vich first division aai.

Ohda Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law nu sms karda hai: Tuhadi guddi Bed vich first class hai.

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"

Examiner- Ye kon sa bird hai ?
Iski taang dekhkar btao,
Student- Nahi pata,
Examiner- Tum fail ho gye, Wt is ur
name?
Student- Le meri taang dekh kar bata..

Hindi Shayari -
Main Usey Kese Akela Chorr Doon Is Raah Main
Sath Jo Chalta Raha Majburiyon K Bad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Bas Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main
Door Ho Paya Nahi Woh Dooriyon K Bad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Usko Bhi Yeh Duniya Raas Aa Gai
Muskura K Woh Mila Hai Ranjishon K Bad Bhi

Faasley Kab Kam Hue Hain Raabton K Bad Bhi
"Ajnabi" Thay "Ajnabi" Hain Mohabbaton K Bad Bhi.........