Fun

Fun

Yesterday's Headline News :
A man was Raped by a
Group of Beautiful Women,
when He went out Jogging at the park...
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Today's Breaking news :
Hundreds of Men are
Jogging at the park.... :P :-D

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Husband- Kal Raat Mere Sapne Me Ek Ladki Aai Thi ...Wah Kya Ladki Thi
Mast Thi..!!!
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Wife- Akeli Aai Hogi??

Husband- Haa Lekin Tumhe Kaise Pata??
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Wife- Kiunki Uska Pati Mere Sapne Me Aaya Tha..!!

Wo Bhi Mast Tha..:D :p

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Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor

Doc 2 wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily..

Be pleasant & in good mood.

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him.

Stop watching tv serials.

Don't demand new clothes

If u do this 4 one year, your husband will be ok...
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On way home,
Husband asks wife-what did doctor say?

Wife-Dr. ne Kaha bachna muskhil hai..!!!

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