Humour

Humour

Two girls are traveling in a train:
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Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
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Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

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Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
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Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
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Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

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Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
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JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TOH MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!

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Papa- which one us u like more mama or papa?
Kid- both
Papa- no tell me 1?
Kid- both
Papa- if i go to america
&
Ur mother go to paris
Whr'll u go?
Kid- paris
Papa- it means u like ur mother?

Kid- no, paris is beautiful then america
Papa- if i go to paris & Ur mother go to america so
Whr'll u go?
Kid- america
Papa- why?
Kid- paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- bada kamina hai tu :D