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Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.
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One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.
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You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!
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I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.
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I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.
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If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.
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My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?
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Life is Short - Chat Fast!
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Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
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My gf sent me a blank text. When i asked why, she texted back: "Because I'm not talking to you."
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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
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A scond chance means nothing if nothing is learned from past mistakes.
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If you want to love a person, first u should learn to FORGIVE their mistakes....
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Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.
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A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.
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Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
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When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.
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The beauty of life doesn’t depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.
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No matter how old I get I’ll never need glasses to see your beauty.
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Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
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I love my parents no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, b’coz I know, at the end, they’ll always be there.
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I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side.
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Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty
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Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.
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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and Im ready for war.
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Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
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God is the best listener and you don’t need to shout, nor cry out loud. B’coz he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart.
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Best Relationship? It’s when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.
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When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
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Let me tell you a little secret. My life rocks b’coz of you. It’s filled with laughter, fun and so much excitement, feels great.
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I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I have been blessed with so far.
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If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.
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We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.
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It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
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Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you.
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The purpose of relation is not to have someone who may be with you completely but to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness completely.
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I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.
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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"
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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
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It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight
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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
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We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Everytime I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.
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One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.
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You brought COLORS in my life. Yes YOU!
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I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.
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I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.
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If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.
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My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?
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Life is Short - Chat Fast!
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Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
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My gf sent me a blank text. When i asked why, she texted back: "Because I'm not talking to you."
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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
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A scond chance means nothing if nothing is learned from past mistakes.
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If you want to love a person, first u should learn to FORGIVE their mistakes....
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Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.
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A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.
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Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
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When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.
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The beauty of life doesn’t depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.
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No matter how old I get I’ll never need glasses to see your beauty.
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Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
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I love my parents no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, b’coz I know, at the end, they’ll always be there.
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I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side.
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Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty
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Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.
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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and Im ready for war.
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Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
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God is the best listener and you don’t need to shout, nor cry out loud. B’coz he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart.
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Best Relationship? It’s when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.
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When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
****************************
Let me tell you a little secret. My life rocks b’coz of you. It’s filled with laughter, fun and so much excitement, feels great.
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I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I have been blessed with so far.
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If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.
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We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.
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It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
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Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you.
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The purpose of relation is not to have someone who may be with you completely but to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness completely.
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I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.
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If someone was to write a story about my life the climax would be when I met you.
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3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
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Always wear s smile, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….
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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Everybody needs someone who can make them laugh when they think that they’ll never smile again.
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Are we not like two volumes of one book?
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Say what you want to say when you have the feeling and the chance.
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When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.
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He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.
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I love it when you remember the little things about me that I thought you would forget.
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You are the most important person in my life ….. and I hope you know that
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No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.
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Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If it’s bad, its experience.
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My heart is perfect because ….. YOU ARE INSIDE.
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3 C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
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Always wear s smile, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….
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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Everybody needs someone who can make them laugh when they think that they’ll never smile again.
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Are we not like two volumes of one book?
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Say what you want to say when you have the feeling and the chance.
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When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.
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He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.
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I love it when you remember the little things about me that I thought you would forget.
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You are the most important person in my life ….. and I hope you know that
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No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance.
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Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If it’s bad, its experience.
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My heart is perfect because ….. YOU ARE INSIDE.
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My heart for you. It might be small but it’s all I have.
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I miss the days when I was TOLD to put my head on my desk.
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Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.
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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.
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Beauty is like sun, looks much better when covered with the clouds of dignity.
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Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
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Things worth having are worth waiting for.
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You are forever in my heart, no matter the distance, or the time we are apart
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No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Sometimes you just need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you
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The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
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Last person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly owns your heart.
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I think it's cute when boys texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me
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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
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I miss the days when I was TOLD to put my head on my desk.
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Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.
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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.
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Beauty is like sun, looks much better when covered with the clouds of dignity.
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Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
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Things worth having are worth waiting for.
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You are forever in my heart, no matter the distance, or the time we are apart
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No one loves you for your flaws as much as your mom.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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Sometimes you just need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you
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The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
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Last person you think about before you fall asleep is the one who truly owns your heart.
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I think it's cute when boys texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me
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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
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Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations.
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True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped
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Make someone smile, for no reason. That!
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No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.
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I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
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Save water drink beer.
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True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
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You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped
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Make someone smile, for no reason. That!
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No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.
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I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
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Save water drink beer.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
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God is really creative, i mean.. Just look at ME...!
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
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Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
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God is really creative, i mean.. Just look at ME...!
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
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Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d...
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day.
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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!
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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
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It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry.
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People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore
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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
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I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day.
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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!
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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
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TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
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It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry.
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People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore
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In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited"
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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
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It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight
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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
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We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
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There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
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Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
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I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough
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I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
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Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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