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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

LADKE

#LADKE

***Before Marriage***
Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...
Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...
Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......
Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!
Boy: Okay Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...
***After Marriage***
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?
Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!
Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!
Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.
Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...
Bechaare Ladke...******


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