Friday, October 16, 2015

Simple Definitions

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संसार की अद्भुत बातों , अच्छी कहानियों प्रेरक प्रसंगों व् मजेदार जोक्स के लिए क्लिक करें
School:A place where parents pay and children play.
Life Insurance : A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse : A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a loses his bechelor degree and a women gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A person no different from the rest except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are
      late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence
 thereafter !
Docter : A person who holds your ills by pills ,and kills you by bills.

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